Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
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Top comments
The_Tool1 13
So how's that relationship going now..?
heliraptor 13
So that's what he meant when he said he hit that..?
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heliraptor 13
So that's what he meant when he said he hit that..?
holly01dh 2
I always appreciate when I find a reply saying just what i was thinking, kudos to u
billyz77 24
Perfect comment, Heliraptor. Nobody said it better.
Qwermy 16
I'd hit that...with a dart!
twinkiefeets 17
He sounds a bit passive aggressive.
MyCommentsSuck 21
He was practicing his aim for when he uses a different type of dart >.>
Jjgibbs 5
He means penis
lilhellian 27
Really?! I thought he meant his nose!
_krystallynn_ 11
his sex nos ;D
aksweetheart 7
Well, 42, he could mean nose if we were talking about elephants...
buckdharma 38
Doe's he have trouble hitting the bullseye?
MsMourningStar 22
Does*
laurenlovesjb 20
That's creepy.
ncsteven10101010 11
No, that is a sign of a healthy relationship.
poccocurantes 7
She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me.....
iAmPaul 49
lol
poccocurantes 7
Schadenfreude?
superrocket19 17
They must not like you
BlowinChronic 18
They?
ToxicTyrael 26
He and the dart. Otherwise the dart would not hit her.
scottyrocks123 21
Happy New Year!!!!