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By WasZumTeufel? - 01/01/2013 00:55 - Germany - Kabel

Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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By Yup - 13/06/2010 07:48 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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Get out, now

By Hélène - 01/05/2021 10:58

Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML

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By wellthatsucks - 05/07/2015 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML

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By annoyed - 23/09/2010 09:59 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML

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By MaydayManic - 10/08/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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The_Tool1 13

Tuesday 1 January 2013 5:36

So how's that relationship going now..?

heliraptor 13

Tuesday 1 January 2013 5:43

So that's what he meant when he said he hit that..?

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heliraptor 13

Tuesday 1 January 2013 5:43

So that's what he meant when he said he hit that..?

holly01dh 2

Tuesday 1 January 2013 18:59

I always appreciate when I find a reply saying just what i was thinking, kudos to u

billyz77 24

Tuesday 1 January 2013 19:52

Perfect comment, Heliraptor. Nobody said it better.

Qwermy 16

Wednesday 2 January 2013 3:40

I'd hit that...with a dart!

twinkiefeets 17

Tuesday 1 January 2013 5:46

He sounds a bit passive aggressive.

MyCommentsSuck 21

Tuesday 1 January 2013 5:47

He was practicing his aim for when he uses a different type of dart >.>

Jjgibbs 5

Tuesday 1 January 2013 6:23

He means penis

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 1 January 2013 6:37

Really?! I thought he meant his nose!

_krystallynn_ 11

Tuesday 1 January 2013 7:51

his sex nos ;D

aksweetheart 7

Wednesday 2 January 2013 7:14

Well, 42, he could mean nose if we were talking about elephants...

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 1 January 2013 5:47

Doe's he have trouble hitting the bullseye?

MsMourningStar 22

Tuesday 1 January 2013 9:19

Does*

laurenlovesjb 20

Tuesday 1 January 2013 5:53

That's creepy.

ncsteven10101010 11

Tuesday 1 January 2013 8:56

No, that is a sign of a healthy relationship.

poccocurantes 7

Tuesday 1 January 2013 5:58

She loves me. She loves me not. She loves me.....

iAmPaul 49

Tuesday 1 January 2013 5:59

lol

poccocurantes 7

Tuesday 1 January 2013 6:04

Schadenfreude?

superrocket19 17

Tuesday 1 January 2013 6:10

They must not like you

BlowinChronic 18

Tuesday 1 January 2013 20:35

They?

ToxicTyrael 26

Sunday 1 March 2015 18:59

He and the dart. Otherwise the dart would not hit her.

scottyrocks123 21

Tuesday 1 January 2013 6:11

Happy New Year!!!!

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