Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
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The_Tool1 13
So how's that relationship going now..?
heliraptor 13
So that's what he meant when he said he hit that..?
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Comments (140)
BunchieRules 31
Maybe he was really board, and wanted to see your reaction, or he aims to teach you archery someday. If not, there's really no point in doing that. If you dumped him, you may have dodged a bullet... or a dart.
DanielleinDC 34
I'm guessing that when OP says that the photo is "Swiss-cheesed", it means it's been up there a while and he's been throwing a lot of darts at her picture. I don't know why anyone with this much repressed hostility toward his girlfriend would take her to meet his parents and "forget" to remove the picture from the dartboard, but I do think this is a sign to DTMFA.
truesarrif 33
depends what he had as the bullseye..ur head its over.. ur Crotch... well he's aiming to get a bullseye with you
poccocurantes 7
I would like to know however, just who runs Swiss cheese through their printer.
crazytwinsmom 25
At least Swiss cheese is a relatively hard cheese.
Ozuru 11
That sucks OP, good luck.
Kidkaplan 19
The important thing is he loves u
BlowinChronic 18
What better way to show your affection than use your lover's face as a dartboard?
80skid 15
That must have been an awkward visit.
jaime1480 12
Maybe he's a cannibal. The Swiss cheese goes on the sandwich with you and the darts are to hold it together. Like toothpicks but larger
mowmowlife 21
Sounds dodgy
Fmlsea 28
I'd leave if I were you , only bad things can come from something like that.
MidnaLink 35
OP's boyfriend- "Oops"