Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

by imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck / 11/26/2012 at 8:41pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • Your username says it all!

    #2 - On 11/27/2012 at 2:14am by jack10001

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  • There once was an OP who lived in a shoe.

    Her boyfriend said she cheated, and gave her the boot.

    Little did she know, she was dating Dr. Suess,

    And shouldn't give a damn about losing her boo.

    #4 - On 11/27/2012 at 2:14am by kyleekay

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