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Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34527) - you deserved it (2385)

On 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm - love - by jack - United States (Illinois)

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Don't worry, if she dumps you, then you have a backup

#1 - On 10/08/2012 at 6:49pm by NukedaZoo

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Wow. I'm sorry :( maybe she's a little insecure and you need to reassure her that she is your number one girl and that her sister's personality just isn't for you.

#3 - On 10/08/2012 at 6:49pm by cadyt1234

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