By jack - 08/10/2012 18:36 - United States - Mcnabb

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
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NukedaZoo 4

Don't worry, if she dumps you, then you have a backup

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cadyt1234 11

Wow. I'm sorry :( maybe she's a little insecure and you need to reassure her that she is your number one girl and that her sister's personality just isn't for you.

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natalia18oo 12

Wow! And that's your fault how??!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Twins! It'd be pretty epic if their names were "*** Yu and *** Mi" That's an Austin Powers reference if ya didn't know.

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olpally 32

Just tell her how you feel and talk it out like adults... She's very insecure... I'd do my best to reassure her that she's the one you want and not the twin, remove all doubt from her mind.

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rammy125 4

Of course you do.. It would be even better if you had them both at the same time.. I know I'm not wrong here

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Warden1986 16

That may work in porno's. However not in real life. Sicko

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lazy_and_crazy 0

Yes, but I do love when it happens. Like when my girlfriend tells me she wants a threesome. Brb, gotta fix this tent that won't lay down

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Twlosing! Sorry bro that's a tough situation, treat her like a grenade and maybe no one will pull a robbery on you while you're out GTLing, good luck!

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B3Y0ND 3

This was by far the highest level of douchey-ness I have ever read in a sentence.

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wolfhausen 7

At least you understood him! I'm completely at a loss and can't stop re-reading it!

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

'tis just as I'd intended; my work here is done.

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twinkiefeets 17

He's referencing the jersey shore reality show. Why anyone would ever do that, I have no idea.

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KiddNYC1O 20

The cabs are here!

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obviousboy 8

Just bang both of the broads.

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olpally 32

No, you idiot... Smh.

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1R1X0X0 10

Overly attached girlfriend on twins. FYL

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bimmergeek 5

She's bat shit crazy. Leave now while you can.

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charlieo88 3

Lucky you didn't ask if she was crazy too... they'd be find parts of you all over the city.

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jazzyjazz23 9

I'm a twin too and I wouldn't care if my boyfriend thought my sister was attractive as long as he doesn't act upon it. The guy can't help it if you guys look the same.

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