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Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML


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On 08/24/2012 at 5:00pm - love - by OMFG I LOVE MLP - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

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Is it just me or does anyone else think kissing on the first date is a little too much too soon? That's just my opinion though.

#2 - On 08/24/2012 at 8:44pm by greeneyedpothead

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You know what that means, more alcohol, less food next time.

#4 - On 08/24/2012 at 8:45pm by 2oc

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