Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, my idiot friends set me up on a blind date. It was about to go well, until her glass eye fell out onto my hand. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
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greeneyedpothead 10
Is it just me or does anyone else think kissing on the first date is a little too much too soon? That's just my opinion though.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Especially a blind date
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Comments (93)
HunterAlpha1 8
blind dates are always a bad idea, ydi
gemini_tw 1
don't be down about it, it doesn't mean she doesn't like u..just doesn't wanna kiss ya
1soda1pOp1 6
Even if kissing on the first date isn't standard, she was still a total bitch about it.
izzym11 1
That's so mean!
interesting33 37
It is possible she was joking and trying to say no to kissing in a nice way because she doesn't want to kiss on the first date. It doesn't NECESSARILY mean she doesn't like you!!
yinanne12 0
Too far too soon
xbradx1510 6
Sucks to suck
Red_Rising 13
My Little Pony sucks!!