Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
by Anonymous / 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
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#1 - On 08/07/2012 at 6:32pm by MissEmma
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You didn't look far enough. The real love of your life is the buffet across the room.
Send me an invitation to the wedding.
#3 - On 08/07/2012 at 6:32pm by DocBastard
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