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Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9053) - you deserved it (44579)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

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Awkward moment when he finds out it was his grandma.

#5 - On 03/18/2012 at 11:11am by Pixxio_O

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Sigh, which relative was it? Time for the Winsest jokes

#2 - On 03/18/2012 at 11:09am by ALlamaOnFire

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