Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
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Pixxio_O 11
Awkward moment when he finds out it was his grandma.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Sigh, which relative was it? Time for the Winsest jokes
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Comments (190)
Holysheett_fml 0
Incest is the best, put ur cuzin to the test
katjunen 1
In Finland, we say "Mitä serkumpi, sen herkumpi", which roughly translated would mean: "More nearer cousin s/he is, the more tasty bite s/he will be."
cdeclipse93 0
haha I made out with my cousin and I was sober I just had no idea she was my cousin lol...
mindloop 6
That's OK in Kentucky! :)
sulhaq 4
Well was it a 2nd cousin or farther than that? Cuz, you know, that's a gray area!
officestoner 2
lol just lol
ianderson818 4
Zack Gregory? Is that you?
aaronlopez20 4
i feel bad for the awckwardness that follwed lol
geod69 8
Incest is the best
macguy4321 14
You might be a redneck