Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I met a really nice girl at a club. One thing led to another, and she told me to meet her out front in 5 minutes. I was so drunk that I stumbled into the restroom instead, then curled up on the floor crying in despair when I realized my mistake. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
Today, I went out and got very drunk. I talked to a girl and some other people. As the girl left, someone told me to follow her as she didn't seem to know where she was going. As a drunk, socially inept idiot, I did so for about 20 seconds, only for someone to point me out to her and quickly guide her away. Then I lost like £700. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML
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Pixxio_O 11
Awkward moment when he finds out it was his grandma.
ALlamaOnFire 20
Sigh, which relative was it? Time for the Winsest jokes
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Comments (190)
DocBastard 40
Rule 34 - No exceptions. ...except incest. You should be locked up in a padded room and be given sedatives until you aren't exactly sure which way is up anymore.
Awsumuzzie 12
We had a patient at the Hospital that was married to his sister. They had 5 wonderful children :) which three of them seemed retarded and the last two, which were twins, died after 2 months because their bodies were thinking, "LOLWTFYISMYDNADOUBLED?". Wincest...
Andr913 13
22-I'm sorry, isn't that illegal? What the ****? How were they legally able to have five incestuous kids?
Awsumuzzie 12
34, I'm sure it is. But they didn't go through the court. They had the rings and the same last name, what more do they need, amirite? It was just sad seeing those kids live like that because of idiotic "parents".
THExistentialist 13
why waste the sedatives doc? he already doesn't know where he is. probably doesn't even begin to fathom the concept of direction between hitting on grandma, cousin Ashley, and great great auntie Marge.
DarkHelmet 10
Well depending on how far South you live; most likely they are appreciated and your attempt will be answered accordingly
GracesDelirium 9
Only parts of the South. Most Southerners are *gasp* normal people!
tlynch9 0
Fag
wlddog 14
That last I heard, the worst incest problems are in Maine.
moonlight6654 6
Eighteen
Torva_fml 16
Eighteen*, and you're comment is actually #19. :) Nevermind, you edited.
Soliz27 2
I've never been that drunk.
Pixxio_O 11
Don't worry, I sense your sadness, there's still time, never give up. One day, I know you'll achieve this great accomplishment..
wlddog 14
Doesn't matter had sex.... Wait a minute.....
Pixxio_O 11
Felt so good when.. Grandma attacked me with her purse.
The_Hitdude 12
Definitely NOT wincest. Sorry OP, YDI.
EyeCeYu 7
Drinking at a family reunion... sounds fun
perdix 31
Unless it's your grandma, mom, sister or daughter, you're cool! The advantage is that your guest list for the wedding with be smaller than if you were in completely different families.
EyeCeYu 7
Not complaining about grammer but did you mean "for the wedding WILL be smaller than..." just wondering.
omgthatsosuppera 4
Don't you wish you had a twix bar moment?
florido_fml 10
I don't see the problem...