Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
Today, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday. I took her out to her favorite restaurant to celebrate. The waitress serving us looked oddly familiar but I didn’t think anything of it until she said when we collected the check, “Aren’t you my sister’s husband?” I forgot she had a younger sister who worked here. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my family for the first time. Everyone quickly pointed out how my girlfriend looks very much like my cousin. My girlfriend even agrees. That’s not what I was going off of when I first met her but now I’m having a hard time un-seeing it. FML
Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
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JoeLouisBomber 9
Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*
angrymexican 8
Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.
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JoeLouisBomber 9
Yeah....cannot tell apart....*smirk*
SecretMe00 5
There has to be some physical trait that sets her apart... Like her posture? Hair style? Ad after 3 years you should know.
SecretMe00 5
And**
gntfmlingnow 12
What? I didn't KNOW that I slept with your sister, really! ;)
slick5880 22
Blame it on your twin brother.
yahoowizard 16
Or brand/mark one of them
Wederoney 16
..... what's that smell? Oh I know! Smells like threesome!
msl1333 4
Twins Basil. Twiiiins!
freakinglaugher 10
Get a sharpie, and put a mark on your girlfriend. Problem solved.
morganime 2
if they are the identical twins that try to look like carbon copys of each other then the bitch needs to calm down and get her own style if not your a douche just buzz her sisters head problem solved
nabee26 15
124- Or you guys can get a small tattoo together, to "show your love" for each other. Nothing too big or names but something cute and meaningful. But really..... It's to tell them apart! Lol
EverestMelting 23
130- AUSTIN POWERS!!!!! Yes. I aplaud thee.
NeonPopRocks 14
Actually, I have twin cousins and I still can't tell me apart
0BadWolf0 8
Sharpie washes off of skin. Well, not really. The skin comes off.
xxkimmyt 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Twins are identical...
Torva_fml 16
No, they're really not. Even "identical" twins are [slightly] different. Maybe it's hairstyle, a birthmark, clothing choice, voice... Etc.
LoveMyAngels2 0
It can sometimes be difficult to tell twins apart, even fraternal twins. I know because my mom has a fraternal twin. They aren't even identical twins but their body type, voice, hair, etc.. Is so similar it's scary. My dad has smacked my aunts ass before thinking it was my mom and they can have conversations with each others husbands and they wouldn't even know they're not talking to their wives.
karkid619 8
No shit captain obvious.
muhaidib 2
Twins are hot…
Autobot93 10
No they aren't. I have a classmate who has a twin brother and are identical. But the other twin has a higher pitched voice and wears different clothing. Because of that, I know which is which.
Kill Me Please!!! 9
Haven't you heard of "fraternal twins"? Do you need to get another lesson about the reproductive system and how twins work?
marinus_fml 20
#1, they could dress the same as that is what some identical twins do.. But I doubt it.
Torva_fml 16
You should probably try harder....
lolololer 8
at least he just greeted her.... imagine if OP just planted a big kiss on her...
hellbilly205 17
Im not an expert or anything, but i thought he meant kissed her when OP said "greeted her joyfully"
laden_swallow09 35
5 - How?
Troll_spray 6
What if it was actually Op's gf and she was claiming to be the sister, just for trolling purposes.
bizarre_ftw 22
Then op would need to borrow your spray
GODert 8
That's not much of an excuse when you have known her for three years
capnbzarr 43
Actually, if they have similar clothes and hairstyles, that's a good enough excuse. And if they hate getting confused for each other so much, they should make an effort to look different.
0BadWolf0 8
I'm a twin, I do make an effort, and I'm still confused with her. It's not that simple, especially since we have a similar clothing taste.
Furrywhiplash 14
Twins Basil . . Twins.
speshlk37 13
Fook Mi!? Fook Yu!!
Torva_fml 16
Why do people always put spaces between periods? So annoying.
rattusrattus 19
@24 If there weren't spaces between periods, we'd never procreate. Tampax would rejoice, however. (I do agree with you, it looks ridiculous. But I couldn't resist the pun.)
Mayberry_Brown 9
Your pun made my day. : )
bizarre_ftw 22
43 - not only would we not procreate, the remaining males would hang themselves to escape the never ending PMS hell (I applaud the pun as well)
MasterE56 4
Hey wooow wooow buddy. What do you mean you people?
angrymexican 8
Tell her that you're your identical twin and get mad at her for mistaking who you are.
MiddleThumb 0
I think after three years that would have been brought up already.
mangoboy1 19
That comment is a an example of when grammar is important.
paolayupp 6
Just buy your girlfriend something that will tell her apart from her twin and insist she always wear it!
Morgannnnuhhh 1
Like a necklace. Or a locket.
strike2867 13
... or a face tatoo.
instnt1nfction 17
Or a mule she could ride everywhere
Shelta957 13
Or a unicorn... that way, you'll be able to tell her apart from everyone!!! :D
Ozuru 11
Twins are a bitch...
SakuraSamantha 6
Well, most twins you learn to tell apart, my cousins are twins and I can tell the subtle differences.
0BadWolf0 8
I'm a twin and I have cousins who are twins. Funnily enough, I can't tell them apart, but I only see them every few years.