rook
United States
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The end of the road
Today, after my parents treating love like a war, always trying to score some sort of victory over each other, while me and my wife never argued a day in our lives, I’m the one staring down the barrel of divorce, while my parents have been happily married for over 50 years. I just don’t understand. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't blame me!
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Anonymous
Strained out
Today, my parents happily announced that they're getting remarried. They divorced because of the strain brought on by me nearly dying in a car accident. So basically they put us through all that shit, including me blaming myself for everything, for nothing. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Anonymous
Greensburg, United States
Stuck on amber
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Toloveornottolove
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
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zombicidal 11
some people just want to control everytging about their kids
Pelreskovich 11
Plenty of people don't get along with their in-laws. Have fun with it, play pranks on your parents, make a dumb situation fun! Argue in front of them then turn around and laugh about it, as long as you and your wife are happy, what's the issue?
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Comments (109)
armandoX113 0
theyre just trying to make the inevitable happen sooner
YtotsDI 0
They are actially just jealous that you have a better looking wife.
kjcookie10 9
Hmmm... 1. Jealousy 2. Momma's boy 3. They hate her with a passion 4. All of the above...
Amrel 10
Shouldnt that be a multiple choice thing, like ABCD?
elidine 0
Could it beeee, Satan?
DaniPandi 22
That's what you think, OP.
Damn_Hippster 11
29- 4 final answer.
monkeysareyummy 0
#1 you think that they will end up getting a divorce? Are you saying everyone gets divorces? My parents have been married for 17 years and aren't even close to getting a divorce. So shut the **** up and get the **** out. Divorces are sad and yes there a lot of them, but there are also a lot of happy couples that really love each other.
ElenaGrayce 0
Exactly what I was going to say. My husband and I are married, love each other very much, and have two kids together, and every day, our marriage and our family gets better and better. So not everyone ends in a divorce. Only people who had no business getting married in the first place end in divorce.
NanillaVipples 2
From the mind of Louis C.K. - Divorce can only be a good thing! Happily married couples never get divorced!
zombicidal 11
some people just want to control everytging about their kids
J3R3MYY 14
Dont even think about this Grammar Nazi's!
laden_swallow09 35
Too late! *Nazis. We're not in possession of anything in this case. ;)
hurtandabused 7
Lol that's cold XD
MuziKMajoR 5
Maybe OPs parents can see the future dun dun dun
zombicidal 11
his did my auto correct not catch that
Torva_fml 16
The same way it didn't catch how*.
zombicidal 11
I know I tried to correct it earlier but anti-flood protection screwed me again
allan2747 7
Oh wow
J3R3MYY 14
Damn you 33. Lol
trolling1 8
Sounds like they like her a lot
Mole116 4
That's really sad, they shouldn't have that much control over you. They SHOULD have some input. But NOT control over major things like that. FYL.
Nyolia 11
They don't have control. They are trying to convince OP, but if OP and wife wanted to have a divorce, that's their decision to make and their's to control how it plays out.
Mole116 4
Oh I see now. I just read it wrong. Thank you 7 :)
Nyolia 11
No problem. :) Now if parents COULD control kid's divorces, that would be awful.
baseballplaya5 7
Wow in-laws these days..
Pelreskovich 11
Plenty of people don't get along with their in-laws. Have fun with it, play pranks on your parents, make a dumb situation fun! Argue in front of them then turn around and laugh about it, as long as you and your wife are happy, what's the issue?
AlaskanEskimo34 0
I disagree with the arguing part and playing pranks, that will just make them think your juvenile. I suggest talking to them adult to adult and showing them you're both happy. But yeah, as long as you and your wife are happy, who cares?
Pelreskovich 11
I am juvenile when it comes to those things(refer to my age), my suggestion would personally be way more exciting/fun. But I guess it depends on the situation, good point!
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Hey I'm definitely not trying to offend you bro. It's just what I'd do in OP's situation I'm not calling you juvenile. My bad if I came off like that.
AdventureTime69 0
You're hot :)
Amrel 10
Did they say your wife was to good for you at the wedding?
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Awh, that sucks. Just ignore them. If you and your wife are happy then that's all that matters. Maybe try talking to your parents abou it, explain to them how much you love your wife and that your marriage is absolutely fine. Good Luck :) :)
drsaw4 0
Maybe they should get divorced
Savra_fml 17
To set an example for their son, right? Or maybe they should shut the **** up and learn to let go....their little boy is all grown up now. **** OPs life for sure for having medling parents
Amrel 10
If everyone thought like you, the world would be ran by a reptilian platypus bird
cheefer 0
I think we are actually...
josh8215 21
Umm.....Mommy and Daddy know best? Maybe they're jealous, but I doubt it. It could be that they think you could do better.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
Parents *think* they know best. Of course they always want something better for their children. There is a difference between who is right for you, and who is the one for you.