rook
United States
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The end of the road
Today, after my parents treating love like a war, always trying to score some sort of victory over each other, while me and my wife never argued a day in our lives, I’m the one staring down the barrel of divorce, while my parents have been happily married for over 50 years. I just don’t understand. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't blame me!
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Anonymous
Strained out
Today, my parents happily announced that they're getting remarried. They divorced because of the strain brought on by me nearly dying in a car accident. So basically they put us through all that shit, including me blaming myself for everything, for nothing. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Anonymous
Greensburg, United States
Stuck on amber
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Toloveornottolove
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
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zombicidal 11
some people just want to control everytging about their kids
Pelreskovich 11
Plenty of people don't get along with their in-laws. Have fun with it, play pranks on your parents, make a dumb situation fun! Argue in front of them then turn around and laugh about it, as long as you and your wife are happy, what's the issue?
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perdix 31
For your anniversary, you ought to take your wife on a trip to Egypt. I hear a cruise down Denial can be very pleasant.
Mkbitch 2
That's messed up. Maybe they know something you don't know and don't have the heart to tell you?
wriptidez 0
thats sooo wrong of ur parents its not their marriage.. unless the woman is whoring around or physically beating the crap out of u tell ur arents to back the heck off
mikeymayhem_87 15
The joys of in-laws..... I have heard quite a few horror stories about them. FYL for having to deal with crappy parents and F your wife's life for having to deal with the dreaded in-laws!
f_my_flip_life 5
It could be a sign, OP.
hateevryone 15
maybe they know something you don't.
perdix 31
Please, please, tell me now! Is there something I should know? Or you can wait an hour. I've got to go to lunch because I'm hungry like a wolf.
Enslaved 38
Sounds like you're Notorious for watching Girls on Film. Are you a Wild Boy enjoying AView to a Kill, and waiting for the New Moon on Monday? I heard you can also see the Union of the Snake way down in Rio. I'll Save a Prayer for you if you need someone to check your Reflex. Just don't Come Undone being in this Ordinary World. See, I like Duran Duran too. Own their greatest hits video collection. Couldn't fit Barberalla in Lol
perdix 31
Oh, Enslaved, you're the best! :)
Pandakins12 0
For now..
OfficeNinja 5
Tell them it's a great idea - and since they came up with it they should pay for it. The whole thing, lawyer fees, court fees, alimony / child support if that is an issue - all of it. If they can't pay, then they should shut up. If they can, take the cash up front and then "reconcile" and stay together. No refunds.
starrnao 15
^ good idea!
jad07 0
Parents know best...Maybe they know something you don't.