rook
United States
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The end of the road
Today, after my parents treating love like a war, always trying to score some sort of victory over each other, while me and my wife never argued a day in our lives, I’m the one staring down the barrel of divorce, while my parents have been happily married for over 50 years. I just don’t understand. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't blame me!
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Anonymous
Strained out
Today, my parents happily announced that they're getting remarried. They divorced because of the strain brought on by me nearly dying in a car accident. So basically they put us through all that shit, including me blaming myself for everything, for nothing. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Anonymous
Greensburg, United States
Stuck on amber
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Toloveornottolove
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
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zombicidal 11
some people just want to control everytging about their kids
Pelreskovich 11
Plenty of people don't get along with their in-laws. Have fun with it, play pranks on your parents, make a dumb situation fun! Argue in front of them then turn around and laugh about it, as long as you and your wife are happy, what's the issue?
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Comments (109)
kristena103 14
That's what he said
EmilieAutumn 7
Could they have seen her cheating?
shea22 0
This happened to my husband. Only he listened and now he's my ex-husband.
Rainsong 7
I don't mean to rain on the parade, but maybe you only "think" it's just fine? A lot of relationships do end up being one-sided, you know. I mean, it's always a possibility. I'm not trying to bring you down or wish you bad luck or anything. I'm just saying. Unless everything truly is all fine with your marriage. Then, by all means, feel free to ignore me, and your parents too.
badam_fml 6
Did they make a good point ?
rillastyle 1
Maybe you wife is a bitch and you don't see it OR they know somthing you don't and think they are subtle
delilah09 6
Misery loves company.
Kenshinwebs 8
I feel for you. My mother-in-law always asks my wife if she's putting money aside so when she wakes up. She can divorce me. Her mother has never liked me, I don't kiss her ass or run every decision we make by her. We've been together 16 years, married 11.
ComaStance 0
you don't want fine in a marriage. you want great. you should fix that bro
tinvan 3
That's what you think