rook
United States
Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
The end of the road
Today, after my parents treating love like a war, always trying to score some sort of victory over each other, while me and my wife never argued a day in our lives, I’m the one staring down the barrel of divorce, while my parents have been happily married for over 50 years. I just don’t understand. FML
Anonymous
United States
Don't blame me!
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
omgstfuplz
United States
Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Unmatchmaker
Today, my parents found out that I separately convinced them not to get back together, and now they're not speaking to me. FML
Anonymous
Strained out
Today, my parents happily announced that they're getting remarried. They divorced because of the strain brought on by me nearly dying in a car accident. So basically they put us through all that shit, including me blaming myself for everything, for nothing. FML
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Anonymous
Greensburg, United States
Stuck on amber
Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Toloveornottolove
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Such a pity
Today, I really tried to talk to my wife how I feel that she hates me and is with me out of pity. She denied it all but by the end of the conversation mentioned she wants a divorce. FML
Top comments
zombicidal 11
some people just want to control everytging about their kids
Pelreskovich 11
Plenty of people don't get along with their in-laws. Have fun with it, play pranks on your parents, make a dumb situation fun! Argue in front of them then turn around and laugh about it, as long as you and your wife are happy, what's the issue?
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Comments (109)
brianfantana32 10
Parents just think they control everything sometimes
eatsleepjb 8
You should change your picture...it's 2012 now.
GODert 8
Exactly with my own parents thinking they own or whatever.
Sir_drink_alot 20
Do you still live at home? If not i'm going to pour a glass of concrete for you so you can harden the f#ck up
brianfantana32 10
That was just mean
Furrywhiplash 14
Why would OP need to "harden the f#ck up?" No where in the FML did he say he was giving in to his parents or even doubting his marriage. Plus, I'm sure his wife his keeping him plenty hard (if you know what I mean).
Mr25_fml 14
Don't even worry about it. It's just because your parents don't have sex anymore so they're angry at the world
cooLING 0
Are you serious? Do you actually think that sex ends after the kids grow up? Why do you think Viagra was in ented?I feel sorry for your future sex life if that's the case
cooLING 0
*invented; . I love this iPod but i totally suck at touch typing
Amrel 10
Erectile disfunction
mommapanda 0
Which generally happens later in life, and the older gents dealing with E.D. want to get things going on with their ladies!
periwinkle95 10
Seeing 27 freak out was hilarious. People can't take a joke these days..
ladyLALAA 29
83- so agreed.
AznNinja123 0
Your parents are hella not smart.
TheGreatNinja15 1
You obviously don't know how to use the term "hella" correctly.
xSorry_fml 10
Maybe you are oblivious and your wife complains to them.
zephyrum 0
Shall I convince u not to?
greysfox 6
Pre-arrange it with your wife that next time they say that you both tell them you won't be speaking to them until they acknowledge your commitment to each other and apologize.
dani_jorge111911 0
Don't feel bad about that. Maybe if you and her didn't talk about your marriage, no one would be talking shit or getting involved.
Ins_Knie 2
Maybe they know something you don't...
Savra_fml 17
...like they heard your wife is cheating on you or something? Or they are just control-freaks:) Good luck with both:)
TheGreatNinja15 1
I hope he does not worry about this now!
MaloPero 4
Maybe they know something you don't, like they heard your wife is cheating on you or something? Or they are just control-freaks:) Good luck with both:)