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By rook - 09/01/2012 09:08 - United States

Today, my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

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zombicidal 11

Monday 9 January 2012 15:46

some people just want to control everytging about their kids

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 9 January 2012 15:51

Plenty of people don't get along with their in-laws. Have fun with it, play pranks on your parents, make a dumb situation fun! Argue in front of them then turn around and laugh about it, as long as you and your wife are happy, what's the issue?

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AdventureTime69 0

Thursday 12 January 2012 5:35

Haha :) I hate absolutely hate parents like this! I love my mom

ronnieboo 0

Friday 13 January 2012 6:36

Wtf

amazingannoying 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 9:01

why?

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