True fact: she did not give birth to the child. Just took a stroll thru the nursery at the local hospital

true fact: she didn't just buy her new high powered telescope and map of your neighborhood so she could check out the social hot spots.

Are you the father op??

Could be she just liked the name...

true fact: she didn't buy her new dog for company, it's trained to hunt you by smell.

Now you gonna have 2 stalkers! Yaaaay

true fact: she bought rope, a gag, and lacy underwear for a "house party" where only you were invited.

To op Don't flatter yourself

Look at you ;) all sexy with that pikachu shit

op get over yourself clearly she moved on and found another man, maybe she just likes that name

True fact: this shit is getting annoying

aww that's so thoughtful

74 - True fact: true fact

74- True fact: Gingers don't have souls.

74- True fact: Gingers don't have souls.

True fact: umm damn it!

True fact: he came from that time she supposedly spit. She saved it for later

WHAT HAVE I STARTED

I think it's just stupid when people like one comment and then dislike the same comment which has been accidentally posted twice. It posses me off

true fact: enonymous, you were the first passenger on the trollercoaster.

Maybe it's yours

Was that a sxephil reference? Defranco nation FTW

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True fact: She's completely aware you wrote this FML...

101- True fact: Posses is not a real word. True fact #2: I've been constipated for the past three days.

True fact: true fact is soon to be a meme. Oh and OP you'll find those frequent notes from her are now starting to begin with "true fact".

Restraining orders. They exist :D

True fact: it's yours

133- True Fact: When you state two points you need to number/letter both of the points or neither. Your welcome.

153- True fact: you used the wrong form of "you're."

89 true fact who spits anymore?

DAT BABY DON'T LOOK LIKE ME!

True fact: Alfool, maybe he just said it. PhillyD didn't buy the rights to it. But I do agree oh so much; bitches be crazy matey. Arr.

True fact: You need to shit.

It better not be your kid....

been there :/ sorry op

Tru that. :)

When the kid grows up he'll be like: "Today, I found out I was named after my mothers ex-boyfriend. FML."

True fact; lol.

True fact: C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

Fear for your life.

I have never read a more original comment.

Even though this is going against my comment, it's so damn funny, I gave it a thumbs up.

Hopefully you have a cool name

The father thinks the mother is a stalker and a ex girlfriend of his.. He's also mad the mother named his son after him

okay there is so much shit I could say about that comment, but I'm not even gonna waste my breath...

*eye twitch* must.. resist..... urge to slap your mother.

*must hold tongue at ignorant comment*

Jennifer Jason Leigh was bamf is that movie.

In? Meh

Flockz. Sic 'em!

I agree 68. High heels can be a deadly weapon! >.

6's comment might not be the best, but I'm clueless why he's getting so many people ganging up on it. Am I missing something?

107 - Because on FML, once person attacks and gets thumbs up, everyone else suddenly wants to make the same joke for thumbs. By that logic, SCREW YOU 6.

107 - I thought this was movie reference to crazy female stalkers?

seriously, who voted him down? this is an obvious reference to the movie, which is about a crazy as **** stalker chick. I think it's pretty appropriate. do your research people.

Unless #6 steals it thinking it's a check

But it is a check... You, sir, have managed to confuse me. **claps**

Actually, most child support comes on a handy little VISA debit card now days..