cjy152
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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HippoCampus 7
Bitches be crazy.
marpay 11
Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.
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rarememory 7
Maybe she'll stop stalking now that she's carrying your screaming pooping peeing bundle of joy mini you around
inpuredeceit 14
How do you know she named them after you? What if they just like your name?
kkmwong 11
Today, my dog ate my bird. Then my dog died from choking on it. I am now living alone. FML.
wierdos_rule 0
Geez, we all have fmls that don't end up posted. Why bother putting it in the comments? I feel bad for you, though
woodrow68oo 2
This reminds me of a scene from men in tights...
garfield224 0
Creepy
SadinSherman 16
Oprah
ih82bl8 2
Is he ur son?
yadisingh 5
Probably would have said 'ours' if the baby was his. So, I'm pretty sure the baby's not his son.
flockz 20
toddlers and tiaras.
Mad_Alien 8
Test)
BritLass 15
Damn that's screwed up! I hope you don't have an embarrassing name!! :D
tona01 16
I'm thinking OP has an amish name like jeremiah or solomon
TheRealHouse 7
House oh wait...