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Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML

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Bitches be crazy.

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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Law and Order: SVU

Two and a half men

*maury's voice* you ARE the father!

Wait a minute. I'm confused. Didn't your girlfriend of only three days start planning your wedding? Hold the phone, you must be the guy that messed around with your girlfriends sister. Or maybe you are the dad getting married to the mom. It's an all out Jerry fest on fml! You must be the dad brother uncle! It's yours and you know it!

kablooey_01 3

if there is a chance you're the father, this could make for a very typical show of maury

1000 ways to die...

nottobeknown4 5

.... I feel bad for the dad. And even worse if that's you.

Jersey shore

I laughed out loud at that, xD

Bitches r crazy especially my fiancé's stalker ex-girlfriend did the same shit but she had a daughter and named it after him