cjy152
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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HippoCampus 7
Bitches be crazy.
marpay 11
Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.
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mrbaka 4
OP "You are not the father" (Jerry Springer voice) ...your in the clear bro but the bitch is whacked yo!
Jujubilee 1
Uhm I think you mean Maury voice...
zachherbert 10
Or Morgan Freeman.
drnina 0
She's a loser
scolly 3
And a stalker.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Maury
perdix 31
Don't flatter yourself. She's not stalking you, she's just trying to collect child support, Baby Daddy.
DomoLaDii 8
lmao
miz66independent 1
Not so weird if your name is John. However, if it is Xavier... Get a restraining order.
xXT9Xx 0
Your sexy, ever ****** a 13 year old ;)
BountyBass 13
Something like this happened me recently..freaky shit!
absolutegrrr 7
get your own fml then
flockz 20
16 and pregnant.
LexusFlu 1
Congrats brah! Be proud
Jazzmataz 0
Hate the "brah" crap.. That's what supports my chest.. Do you really want to call people that? Lol
NewYorklady 0
Does the father know it's her ex-boyfriend name? O maybe he know... If you are the dad
CiaranPM 0
So? Women are weird like that.