cjy152
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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HippoCampus 7
Bitches be crazy.
marpay 11
Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.
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omgthatsosuppera 4
At least she'll have someone to lover her now with that name
lakebitch01 0
Fake your own death?
justanotherhuman 21
^ this, OP... presuming sincere-conversation/honor-duels are out of the question, this.
Tsui 0
Yep, you better start memorizing the "Child Protection Services" number. You'll need it.
Valy_fml 5
You should feel honored even though it's kinda creepy
miZscrZee 0
I wonder if her baby daddy knows that..
structuredchaoz 4
My sister in laws's ex husband named their child after his ex girlfriend. Demented people out there.
gingerftw 0
Hey CJ hehe :)
mama8809 0
Is he yours?
DairyQueen13 0
Lol. One of my brothers ex-girlfriends did that, too.
rocker_chick105 31
Im sorry you have a stalker. But maybe the kid will become famous and you can say "ya, i was named after him"