cjy152
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML
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HippoCampus 7
Bitches be crazy.
marpay 11
Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.
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ddinspire6 10
SURPRISE!
laurenlolo5 0
it probably is your baby. she just couldnt tell you cause you keep running away acting like shes stalking you.
sugarkiller_fml 6
There is possibility that her hud has a same name as yours.
perdix 31
Big deal. My crazy stalker ex-girlfriend named her son, daughter, dog, car, goldfish, dishwasher and alarm clock after me. The weird part, as if the previous sentence was normal, is that she names every turd she makes after me, and holds a funeral for me at every flush. Now, that's creepy!
ikickgingers 15
The real question is ; did she name her phone after you and set it on vibrate?
perdix 31
Wow, how did you guess that, Kicky? Are you a creepy stalker chick? If so, are you following anyone right now? If you are free, I'll send you my address and a schedule of my daily routine. Yes, she named her iPhone after me, but irony of ironies, she named her vibrator Liberace!
totalkaos 3
CJY....U r the father!
Btreasure 8
Maybe she really liked the name
loserman67 36
Well, that's what usually happens when you slip some chick the "hot beef injection" then run away. Now she's not only going to stalk you, but so will process servers with the papers demanding you appear in court to set up child support payments and maybe even some palimony payments. I hope she was a great lay, because you're going to get REALLY screwed soon....
bubo_fml 11
Her name wouldn't happen to be Golum or Smeigol, eh Precious?
Burrito_2014 0
Were you the father??
pandalover69 26
my friends ex boyfriend actually did that. he got his current girlfriend pregnant and now his child has the name as his ex (my friend). he use to always say he would name his child after her and he actually did. they broke up years ago and he's been with his baby momma for about 3 or 4 years and he still tries to get back with my friend. he's a creepy and it sounds like the OPs ex is a creepy too