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cjy152 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Namesake

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML

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Bitches be crazy.

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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cookieluver5678 3

Ive heard this before

mzwhitaker85 0

is it yours??

Creepy. That sucks

I'd take it as a compliment

Make sure it's not also your son

What you do: 1) Move to the opposite end of the country than where she is. 2) Change your name, looks, occupation, etc. 3) Pretend you've never met the crazy psycho chick.

I had a creepy stalker who posted of picture on Facebook of my name in a heart.... Not creepy at all lmfao

You mean ur crazy stalker-ex actually had time conceive a baby while still stalking you.

hmmm.... is this son yours? because then it's not all that weird. if it's not, restraining order?

My Mum did the same thing...Everyday, she calls me "Asshole!"