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cjy152 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Namesake

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML

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Bitches be crazy.

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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Dr. Phil

Bob the builder.

It does not say for sure if OP is the father of his stalker ex's baby. People, do you know what happens when you ASSUME?

Umm..well..yeah I'm speechless

decidedlyvague 11

Hopefully she doesn't plan on sleeping with him pretending he's you, cuz that'd be all kinds of ****** up.

is he your son?

same thing happened to a friend of mine.

so who's kid is it?