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Namesake

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Bitches be crazy.

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

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Be afraid, be very afraid.

My strange addiction

She isnt stalking you that much if shes got time to have sex get and be prego for nine months and give birth

misremembered 3

happened to me too

Kinda cool in a weird way and as long as it ain't yours, who cares dude! Let his daddy deal with tht

misremembered 3

Ditto

Super-creepy. Did she use just your first name, or first & last?

BikeAllDay818 6

Wtf