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Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML


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On 08/02/2011 at 12:13am - love - by HaHa Not Funny (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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It sounds like he just made up a lie because you two are no longer together, i mean if he ever cared about you why would he do such a thing when you were dating.

#2 - On 08/02/2011 at 5:59am by DeathBunny218

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Well at least you were getting some form of Iron.

#3 - On 08/02/2011 at 6:03am by gunmania0

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