Today, I found out my husband was having an affair with his coworker. When I had a talk with him about it, his response in all seriousness was, “Lose that weight that you didn’t have before and I’ll stop fucking her.” I’d gained weight giving birth to our first child. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, after months of getting shockingly more action from my girlfriend then at any point in our last 6 months together, I found out I’m getting more because she cut back on her formerly unmentioned husband’s “access.” Apparently, he refuses to lose weight. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my husband. I told him we’re a stereotypical couple, where the wife is exhausted from doing all the housework and raising the kids. He looked me in the eye and told me I’m lucky he’s still around after how I “let myself go after the third kid.” I have diastasis recti. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
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Top comments
Plop 17
So, how are those divorce papers going?
ZebraSP 10
Wanna lose 180 pounds overnight? Drop his ass.
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Plop 17
So, how are those divorce papers going?
JasonThorn 21
And I hope you told your lawyer to go for his GONADS...
ZebraSP 10
Wanna lose 180 pounds overnight? Drop his ass.
princess_stabitty 20
Exactly what I wanted to write - easiest way to lose about 180 pounds of ugly, nasty fat? Get a divorce!
1known 31
What part didn’t he understand in « for better and for worse » ?
MorganHex 28
I think you need to find a new husband. The one you have now sounds like a shallow POS. Divorce him and go live a happier life with your kid. He can pay child support.
MorganHex 28
I think you need to find a new husband. The one you have now sounds like a shallow POS. Divorce him and go live a happier life with your kid. He can pay child support.
RichardPencil 30
Yes, but how long ago was that? Apparently, you didn't make the effort to lose the baby weight fast enough, so he started ******* the coworker. Live and learn.
adventuregirl 1
Wow!
Shortgirl93 3
Ah yes because it’s her fault he cheated 🙄 I really hope you aren’t serious otherwise you’re an idiot
Jon Tessler 14
Richard always posts comments that are dripping with sarcasm. if you read his comments long enough, you realize this fact.
Vesi 29
There is a clearly defined line between sarcasm and being a straight up donkey bu.tt. That comment was WAY over that line in this case.
core01 30
He's never serious
Royal Sataness 4
girl kick his ass to the curb. you deserve so much better. she can have his shallow and disloyal ass
Smokeahontasss 4
You deserve so much more love. Praying for you!
Ol Reemo Williams 2
Fuq that guy!!!
Hangryko 31
Divorce him. Secure child support and alimony. He needs to pay for that selfish attitude.