Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
by cek4uytp / 06/25/2011 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Love
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he is a genius
#1 - On 06/25/2011 at 10:00am by instnt1nfction
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Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?
#6 - On 06/25/2011 at 10:03am by yourlifesfucked
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