Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he is a genius
yourlifesfucked 0
Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?
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Comments (124)
grdianknight 0
well, guess you know what you mean to him now, a piece he doesn't want to get pregnant
5t3ff1k4h 47
Or he's like most guys out there and didn't want to have sex with her on her period - she probably told him she wasn't on it in order to get sex. It's not always the situation you mentioned...
overthedeepend90 3
If you have to lie to get out of sex, why should he learn your birthday.
Futacy 30
Happy Birthday!
Futacy 30
:-0
Crncj 0
he's a keeper
blargheria 0
happy birthday!
Bossman11 6
that car is sexy
nerdsgetmehot 23
If you're not happy with him, why are you with him? Also, happy birthday! :)
Playful1985 9
Some women have PMDD which is a violent version of pms. It can be corrected with hormone shots.
jochinguis 0
great attention to detail hahaha
talensledge1 0
Happy birthday :D