Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he is a genius
yourlifesfucked 0
Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?
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Comments (124)
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Well.. he really needs to get his priorities straight...
Gross2332 0
well OP should tell him it's her birthday soo he already knows what too buy for ur present lmao XD
emmiep1011 7
well...happy birthday!
Gross2332 0
Well OP should tell her BF it's her birthday so he already knows what too get her for a present lmao XD
careerlady 0
Dump him. He cares more about sex than you.
bobateme 0
Or maybe he memoeized her cycle so as to avoid an awkward moment when he asks if she wants to have sex. I can barely even remember my birthday.
brow276 0
or maybe he just doesn't like being lied to.
zozohearts 0
I wouldn't want my boyfriend to know that. Too personal.
sblhaine 0
wow. keeper....
je_suis_mied 0
Happy birthday!
brow276 0
hey if you don't wanna do the deed just say so. don't lie
NianRakluz 0
Its not hard to figure out the period with the PMS that comes before it.
AcidRaen 4
not every woman has PMS and those that don't are lucky bitches lol