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Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML


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On 12/08/2010 at 4:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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OP, don't worry about your aunt. You know the truth & that's all that matters so just be happy with your new husband

#4 - On 12/08/2010 at 10:08am by c8750

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shouldn't have even invited her. why should you have to convince somebody that you are what you are? ridiculous.

#3 - On 12/08/2010 at 10:08am by theFMLiest1ofThe

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