By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML
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drpepperking10 18

It's generally a rule of thumb not to fart in the pool for this reason.

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krazy789 28

This sounds very embarrasing so fyl. Also on a side note why is everyone getting downvoted?

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LostInTheZone11 29

While it may not have worked in this case because you had to be close to your son, I've learned you dive deep into the pool to release it if you can't get out in time.

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TheEpicKitten 20

This is kinda petty. Really though, no one actually cares if you fart in a pool

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drpepperking10 18

It's generally a rule of thumb not to fart in the pool for this reason.

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allie2590 31

What is she supposed to do? Jump out of the pool, let out a big, wet-sounding fart on the deck in front of everyone and then jump back in? I think everyone would've called her the fart monster at that point.

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tygerarmy 35

People fart, why do you care? Should have just laughed it off and chased your sin around, threatening to fart on him. Now if you shit yourself in a pool, then you'd have a problem fart monster.

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iAlissa 34

Be thankful there were not any floaties. Couldn't imagine a worse public swimming situation than over trusting a toot in a pool.

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BreM16 23

That's why you don't fart in pools.

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krazy789 28

This sounds very embarrasing so fyl. Also on a side note why is everyone getting downvoted?

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Elban 20

Should have started roaring and tossing kids like Godzilla!

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khadishja 12

my dad did this once and I called him "the bubble maker" for two days.

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