Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML
Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
Today, my younger brother broke his Switch in a fit of gamer rage. When my dad refused to buy him a new one, he had a massive tantrum. Later, he dunked mine in the toilet since it "wasn't fair" that I still had a Switch and he didn't. My parents beat him, but they won't buy me a new one. FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML
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Cads1 24
Did you answer with "with my unbroken fist"?
19990231 29
You still won the most important victory. Never forget it.
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19990231 29
You still won the most important victory. Never forget it.
mswhatever 18
I would of beaten his little ass broken finger or not. Where does this little disrespectful boy think any of this is okay? I hope your parents seriously do something about this. Hope your finger heals okay!
Ms_ValS 27
Ah the blinding rage that comes with gaming addiction. Your parents gave him a time out yes? That's not gonna work. It's time to go Asian on his ass.
Cads1 24
Did you answer with "with my unbroken fist"?
lunaangel 14
unfortunately op probably screamed bone pain is one of the worst kinds of pain I just really hope the brother gets in serious trouble; l, if he broke it worse or even made the bone go through the skin op could have gone into shock or needed surgery.
Cads1 24
Having broken many fingers playing basket ball (one requiring surgery to have pins placed in it) I find it is more annoying than painful.
jayemerald17 25
Kids these days have no respect
jayemerald17 25
?
Reider022 16
You're getting down voted, for some reason, but I agree with you. Some peoples kids have serious issues.
tormcn 26
Some kids are little psychopaths.. yet they seem so innocent. na uhhh.
tormcn 26
I personally down voted because you took my comment too seriously.
jayemerald17 25
I have no idea what you're talking about #36
MandieL 27
I think she was in response to 29
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Fun fact: kids have always been disrespectful. It's not a new thing these days.
LeashaJoy5595 28
I think we're just diluting our generations. Disrespectful adults are breeding and creating mini monsters because the parents don't know or care how to be respectful. It's a chain that's going to end badly
lunaangel 14
most kids are psychopaths but not like diagnosed psychos more like feeling and understanding of the feelings haven't developed but mostly they are creepy little weirdos until they grow up
jozhe 21
He sounds like a really sweet kid.
greeny21982 2
???
iwishlifewasfair 8
Were you playing Mario Kart Wii or Mario Party be any chance?
immaloser95 28
I bet it was Smash Bros.
deathshead 19
no no no Smah Bros was after he broke her finger (although that may have been the joke you where making)
Llama_Face89 34
85- You started off strong but the bit in the parenthesis kinda killed it..
Standupmast3r 18
I swear I would have kicked the shit out of that kid.
Standupmast3r 18
http://jawssh.com/post/123551535017 that is what I would do to that kid
devildog562 33
That's a wii bit of an over reaction on his part. Hopefully he got that ass whooping of his life both in and out of the game. Sometimes that's the only way to teach a kid something . Good luck op.
missyfiona89 28
One broken finger shouldn't stop you from beating the crap out of a younger brat. A kick to the groin, then a knee up his chest should do the trick.
Nahpets 22
Haha, i like the way you think. You do some sorts of MA, dont you?
FragrantSalmon 12
Bah! With my knowledge of over 108 fighting styles I don't need to fight dirty like you do!
Silk_Routes 14
sissy missy!
latenerd 11
I like that you not only gave a general suggestion, but really specific instructions. Well done!
connormce10 12
That's a wii bit violent. Just hide all the remotes.
HUGBUG 23
Well how are you gonna beat him?
myanichole 22
Other hand?
PurpleMyth 28
Kick the shit out of him #10
joelp232 17
the gamer life can get rough sometimes