Today, I was lying beside my 5-year-old son to help him get to sleep. He turned his head and asked, "Daddy, why do you suck so much?" FML
by I don't know, son / 11/15/2013 at 8:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
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Kids say the darnedest things.
#1 - On 11/15/2013 at 10:56pm by JMichael
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This is exactly why I started a diary when my daughter was born. I write down the funny things she and her brother say, and I fully intend to use them to my full advantage at their respective weddings.
#14 - On 11/15/2013 at 11:03pm by DocBastard
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