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Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML

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On 11/10/2013 at 5:28am - kids - by Naomi - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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You obviously have to leave him now. It's the FML rule.

#4 - On 11/10/2013 at 1:09pm by Pwn17

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I can't see him saying this in a legitimate manner. Seems more like a joke, really. Lighten up.

#2 - On 11/10/2013 at 1:06pm by JoeGrant

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