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Today..!! mah daughter asked me to get her razors!! When mah 19-year-old son saw them he asked wat they were for..!! tohich mah daughter replied..!! "For mah armpits." My son then said..!! "Grls don't grow armpit hair." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45155) - you deserved it (6354)

On 07/05/2013 at 12:59am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Well he's gonna be surprised where else they grow hair if THAT shocks him...

#2 - On 07/05/2013 at 5:59am by babyblueyes

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Yeah and girls don't poo either...

#1 - On 07/05/2013 at 5:58am by fleur_de_fevrier

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