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Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19656) - you deserved it (46655)

On 05/28/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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YDI for telling him to do it.

#1 - On 05/29/2013 at 3:33am by WantsHazzasGravy

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How would you like it if you were in the sea, and someone-else's urine was around your body? YDI for telling him to do it there.

#2 - On 05/29/2013 at 3:33am by SteffiTheSmile

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