Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML

by SierraCheyenne / 04/29/2013 at 9:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

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  • From a fellow bastard, you are not alone OP, you are not alone.

    #3 - On 04/30/2013 at 3:56am by Bakarra

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  • Finally, we definitively know WHO killed Kenny.

    #1 - On 04/30/2013 at 3:55am by FreshPie

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