Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21793) - you deserved it (2930)
On 07/29/2012 at 4:11am - kids - by ellieowenie - Australia (New South Wales)
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#9 - On 07/29/2012 at 10:21am by greenie213
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+50 | 23
Gotta love kids.... One day you will laugh about it.
#2 - On 07/29/2012 at 10:15am by iRoc46n2
+42 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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