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Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33538) - you deserved it (8381)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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smart kid

#2 - On 08/20/2011 at 1:18pm by khemist

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frebreze was wrong then. you can wash the inside of your house!:D

#6 - On 08/20/2011 at 1:21pm by eminemchick

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