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Today , I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me , calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" fir getting his "baby looool girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married fir 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48109) - you deserved it (2846)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

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Name the baby after him. Then it's all good.

#1 - On 07/20/2011 at 10:05am by Fx13mz

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this is when you tell him she's having triplets

#12 - On 07/20/2011 at 10:09am by coltsrock37

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