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Today, my six year old son cummd up to me wit is arms spread and said, ( I feel lyk a ug. ) I got looool really excitd and opeful because e is very anti-social and ates pysical contact. As soon as I stood up to ug im e said ( Feeling's gone ) and walkd away. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39549) - you deserved it (4261)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I usually don't do this, but anti-social behaviour and avoidance of physical contact can be signs of autism.

Now before anyone jumps on me, I'm not making any diagnosis here. I'm only saying they are signs that something deeper MAY be going on. Ok, now you may flame the shit out of me.

#29 - On 07/16/2011 at 1:50pm by DocBastard

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I already satisfied his "hug" needs.

#7 - On 07/16/2011 at 1:42pm by FMLandurstoo

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