Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having sex. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
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xGet_Over_It 0
which means you are as good as WoW. be happy!
rebbee 0
At least you know he is into it!
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Comments (90)
icecreamlol 0
so? get over it!
imaginaryvoice 18
Wtf? Maybe he really enjoys, loves to play and gets really into it.
beautikill 4
thats a grose bad habbit.
IgniteCS 0
its funny because this is not a real FML
VegasSkiess 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
and this is qualified as an fml how? how did this one even get published? sumtimes I wonder.....
peter_saurusREX 0
Umm atleast he is enjoying it? xD
VegasSkiess 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
grrr my comment was moderated, and all it said was that this shouldn't have even been published! :/ haha this is prob gnna get moderated to then
IgniteCS 0
haha its funny cause this is not a good fml
OopsieDaisies 0
I fail to see the relevance.
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
I used to add my own theme music when I went into a raid. "Jake is here with his almighty rogue double dags hotter than the stove"...yeah... But I quit :(
imaginaryvoice 18
Lmao and how'd that go for you?
allen20 0
notin wrong with dat
kirby101 2
It went so well he quit haha You weren't singing these theme songs out loud right!?
matt1337c 0
What's wrong with WoW. As long as he's not addicted or anything, there's really no harm. Also chewing your tongue is just a bad habit. No big deal. YDI for caring.
number0 8
FHL for not playing neopets
Rinat_fml 26
what kind of FML is this?????? FML
thaprince1226 0
I noticed my wifebreathes while having sex she also breathes while playing WoW. FML
karina_said 0
"Today, I noticed that my wife has an annoying habbit of bitching about me on the internet. FML"
twinny_sc 13
I'm not sure I understand this. It's an FML because he has a habit of chewing his tongue?
Hernandez15_fml 0
so what? this is a stupid fml it isn't even funny or really that bad. ydi fir being a picky bitch
parii 0
LOL WoW? haha that sucks SOOOOO happy I don't play anymore!
bamditzki 0
fhl for getting his tongue chewed
lonesomeXheartbr 0
is he rolling?
xiShawnx 0
at least he likes it, I play WoW too, so you husband is Win hahah
jplumbob 4
She should tell him to chew on her vag instead.
BoCo_fml 9
That's obviously the face he makes when he concentrates at least he's trying in the bedroom.
gohabs21 0
My troll rogue us so pro
ginious 0
well WoW is an orgasmic and pleasurable game. what did u expect?especially once u reach lvl 50 With ur druid gnome, thats when u get really excited
skroal 7
YDI for your husband chewing his tongue during sex and the world's best MMORPG.
amazinggbaby 2
I don't get it, why is this an fml for her?
tweetbaby14 18
OP why are you complaining? big whoop your husband chews his tongue. oh no he left his sock next to the hamper instead of putting in the hamper! quick make an fml! but seriously quit whining, play the game with him, or rub his feet as he plays; your choice.
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
haha death knights wer its at
ohSNAPyall 27
Probably just got a Mr. T hair grenade.
AeolusMDD 0
87; it's called a Mohawk grenade, Mr. T is not a style of hair. 41; u fail at life! OP what's the FML here? is it that ur husband chews his tongue during sex or that he plays WoW? Or maybe it's that he plays WoW w/ more intensity and concentration than when he has sex w/ u!
Emily9352 13
Wow. Get rid of him if he plays WoW
johnnydudeman 0
Win @ 74 troll rogues are impossible. And I think that op is my gms wife...does that make her guild mistress???
smurf1 0
#77 your hillariouse xD I love your coments!
swifft_fml 0
ydi for marrying a guy that plays world of warcraft
DiscountDJ25 0
Jeez. Playing WoW is nothing bad. It can really help with stress. And this is not an FML, this is (Sparta!) crap.
remy3106 10
25 ur fuckn gorgeous
Ashley121645 0
really ur husband plays wow? lol when are ppl supposed to grow up :)
zanguard 0
Video games > sex
wisericky 12
op i sayen that her husband gets the same pleasue from having sex, as he does from playing WoW
xGet_Over_It 0
which means you are as good as WoW. be happy!
jay423 0
that's a complement WoW is amazing so maybe it means ur amazing
Sarah__Louise 0
why the hell is this an FML get a grip!
SirWhatsHisFace 0
WoW is gay. It would be different if the game was, say, Crysis.
rebbee 0
At least you know he is into it!
ryderburt 2
maybe you should get him some gum ! it works better then eating you ******* tongue
loserboii 11
get him to do that while eating out
DiscountDJ25 0
You sir, 10, are win for the picture.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for saying "having it off". FHL for playing WoW. FYL for being married to someone who plays WoW. HDI for having a tongue. At least you spelled "tongue" correctly instead of like "tounge"! :)
VegasSkiess 0
since when did u become the human dictionary child? and wats FHL?
Domonator 16
FHL = F His (= her husband's) Life
VegasSkiess 0
thnk u:)
blindghost 0
*22 you are a idiot. lol. figure it out. haha just sad
iownyou777 0
hey **** you 88 she didn't know...
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Hmm, he must find lush green landscapes and orgers very hot then...
deepfrey 0
Mw2 search & destroy all day!
mrgiraffe 0
hell yea except my dads a bitch and only let's me play like 2 hours a day
adorkable_spazz 0
wow... people obsessed with mw2 are weird. and op, it isn't a big deal