By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 02:37 - United States

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Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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xsupermanx 0

You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.

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hsm450 0

Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?

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misspeg 0

what's new in the world of marriage? lol

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whoisthisgirl 4

must not be good if she doesn't want to have it.

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xsupermanx 0

You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.

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The_Appendix_ 13

it's funny how everyone on fml blames the guy for anything that goes wrong during sex, even if it is 100% the girls fault.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Sounds like you two either need to talk or need to try something new. Honey, there are various amounts of toys...

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Danhickey 0

there's only one amount of toys.. but there's various toys.

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kirstyla 2

just bc they arent having sex doesnt mean shes cheating or he has the right to cheat! her age, her hormones, work all make it harder for her to have a sex drive. my husband and i have dry spells bc my contracteption pill messes me up, neither of us are cheating. he obviously sounds too lazy to get her in the mood.

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TexasGirl24 15

1) Sex is not a physical requirement in a relationship, even for men. 2) It didn't say she didn't want to have sex with him, it said he couldn't be bothered with getting her into the mood. 3) You're a moron if you really believe his lazy ass can cheat just because he doesn't want to give and take.

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chapaholic 0

rofl rofl sooooo trueeee

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truth215 0

that sucks real bad. she is proboblly trying to tell you something. give it a go and try to hit that.

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PersonX 0

no wonder she cant get in the mood, what u just said makes you a total jackass

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pablo132 3

thats zoo true haha!!

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