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Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML


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On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

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lock your door when you're watching porn. although just walking in without knocking is rude, even if it's your mum

#2 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:09am by Justine

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I once caught a quick yank before going to class, but I forgot to close the porn video on my laptop. Instead I put my laptop on standby and thought it was all good. Then I get to class (freshmen chemistry, like 200 people), sit down in the middle of the room, and start up my computer. Loud, pornstar moans and groans fill the room, and I slammed my laptop shut... and learned the very same thing you did about the speakers. Solution? Rip the battery out of the computer.

#12 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:01pm by LandoG

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