Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML
by damn / 04/09/2014 at 5:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
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Talk shit, get laid.
#3 - On 04/10/2014 at 12:05am by EndOfSekrets
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You win some, you lose some.
#1 - On 04/10/2014 at 12:04am by Big_Pickle
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