Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
by fuck russia and fuck georgia too / 03/09/2014 at 2:38pm / Azerbaijan / Intimacy
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You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.
#1 - On 03/09/2014 at 8:44pm by metallica_wins
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If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her
#2 - On 03/09/2014 at 8:45pm by kittykat033
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