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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55342) - you deserved it (9916)

On 03/09/2014 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by fuck russia and fuck georgia too (man) - Azerbaijan

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You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

#1 - On 03/09/2014 at 8:44pm by metallica_wins

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If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

#2 - On 03/09/2014 at 8:45pm by kittykat033

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