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Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by yourfault (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

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Make it clear to him not to have sex with you

#2 - On 09/02/2013 at 12:48pm by dcarney7

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I would have punched him so hard that it would have knocked a few brain cells loose. Perhaps they would have fallen into place because he's clearly not operating on a logical scale.

#3 - On 09/02/2013 at 12:48pm by Welshite

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