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Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45897) - you deserved it (6660)

On 08/09/2013 at 6:23pm - intimacy - by hunchback of notre bite (woman) - Korea, Republic of

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Cause of injury: lack of adhesive ducks.

#1 - On 08/09/2013 at 11:33pm by deuceswild

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"While you're down there..."

#3 - On 08/09/2013 at 11:35pm by 0h_Boy

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